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What is your preferred amount of start money?
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Topic: New Start Money Poll (Read 147 times)
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Ryo-Ohki
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New Start Money Poll
« on: August 11, 2003, 09:11:44 AM »
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So three guys walked into a bar . . . .
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Re:New Start Money Poll
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2003, 11:54:15 AM »
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...an Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman...
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Re:New Start Money Poll
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2003, 12:11:22 PM »
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.
The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away.
The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer.
The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drinking saying, "Come on you little git, spit it out!"
Using the same stock characters, an alternative joke may be constructed:
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar and order three beers. The Irishman starts telling a long story about the Emerald Isle, when he jostles the Scotsman's beer, causing it to spill a tiny drop. The Scotsman punches the Irish in the face, and the two red-haired barbarians proceed to fight savagely on the floor while the Englishman, enthralled by the homoerotic pugilism, masturbates himself frantically.
Three men were captured during the war, an Englishman,
a Scotsman and an Irishman, and they were all about to be executed by firing squad. When offered the chance to say any last words, the Englishman shouted "Tornado!!!" The guards all ducked down and the Englishman escaped. When the Scotsman was offered the chance to say any last words, the Scotsman shouted "Hurricane Hurricane!!!". The guards once again ducked down allowing the Scotsman to escape. When the Irishman was offered the chance to say any last words, the Irishman shouted "Fire Fire!!!".
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VvShaggyvV
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Re:New Start Money Poll
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2003, 01:41:32 PM »
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You know, for the 59 reads, the 13 votes isnt much. Maybe someone should add a blurb or something in the opening T&C or have that (forgive my lack of proper terminology) ghost like text that comes up in the middle of the screen during in game time (prefferably when the server is full) reminding people or notifying them of the vote.
dunno... it could help
Shag
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