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Team Members:

~v3~ Surgeon General
Heavy metal aficionado and leader of the ~v3~ crue, Surgeon General reluctantly fronts this team.Ê He has no real desire to play in this sham of a CSR tournament.Ê It's also reported that he "still wants his de_batcave."

~v3~ -:[animal]:-:[sex]:-
The sole reason for ~v3~ and numerous animal protection agency's existence, Animal Sex is fiercely competitive and fashionably late. He enjoys long walks on the beach and the occasional counter strike movie.

~v3~ Haze
An original member of ~v3~'s supporting cast. Haze was eventually dropped after a fall out with his mom prevented him from using the computer during reasonable hours.

~v3~ Hostage Humper
Originally slated to be back up for ~v3~, Hostage Humper was thrusted into the spotlight after Haze's untimely departure. The reclusive HH will probably attempt to smuggle an AWP into the match.

Veni, Vidi, Vici Ð A fairly recognizable Latin phrase from the great emperor JC. ~v3~ has no plans on world domination as of yet, though a promising offer has been made by a Nigerian businessman. All he needs is our credit card number...